Purchase Power: Grey Napoleon T-Shirt Present

And so for the most recent of my new Napoleon t-shirts, and my favourite Christmas present of 2009. Designed and given to me by my girlfriend, it's a simple t-shirt bearing a close-up of Napoleon's head, and I'm proud to say it's without a doubt the best I've seen.

Grey cotton/viscose t-shirt in MEDIUM (she knows how to impress me), it features an enlarged monochrome cut-out of the The Emperor's head and hat, taken from our old friend Napoleon Crossing The Alps by Jacques-Louis David.

Total cost: To me? Nothing!
Delivery time: Instant gratification.
Verdict: Simple, comfortable, unique. Best of the bunch.

Purchase Power: Grey and Blue T-Shirts from Greatcitees

A double whammy: one "Metro Gray", and one "Candy Blue" t-shirt from Greatcitees.com to celebrate the town of Napoleon in Ohio. As promised, they're decent, everyday t-shirts with a resilient design which - unlike most of the other tees I've reviewed - is not a transfer, but specially embedded ink. The shirts are 100% cotton, and are fairly heavy, but look understated and represent pretty good value at just $13 a piece plus p+p.

My only complaint about them is actually a complaint about the USPS delivery time, which cost me $12 and got me worried for the first time since I started reviewing Napoleon t-shirts last year. I placed my order on 27 October 2009, and the product shipped from the US to the Netherlands on 30 October. It then took until early December for me to receive the package, by which time I'd begun to think it would never turn up.

Now, I'm not blaming Greatcitees for this, as their website does specify that "estimated delivery time by USPS First Class International is 2-4 weeks", and this only took a week longer than that, but it does seem like a ridiculous amount of time to wait:

Distance from Cambridge, Massachusetts to Amsterdam, Netherlands: 3453.11 miles.
Delivery time for this order: 5 weeks = 35 days = 840 hours
Average speed = 4.11 miles an hour.
I COULD HAVE WALKED IT FASTER (plus a bit of swimming...)

What unsettled me further still was Greatcitees.com itself. In a way I think my doubts were a backhanded compliment to the sheer efficiency of the site, which offers a multitude of different options for each shirt. For the Napoleon, Ohio t-shirts I ordered, there were a choice of five different colours, 11 different sizes, and a total of 15 fonts. Trouble was that once I'd paid up, and started waiting, the site started to look very impersonal to me. Hundreds of different cities available in every combination you can think of... Too good to be true? I'll admit that for a few days, I began to wonder if it was a scam. Would I ever get the shirts? I was about to call the number listed on the site when a Google search revealed an @GreatCitees Twitter feed. Though locked, its very existence finally gave the site the human face it had been lacking, and I relaxed. Sure enough, the shirts arrived two days later.

All told, I'm pleased with these t-shirts, and content in the knowledge that any time I need one, there are 825 different combinations of Napoleon t-shirts waiting for me at Greatcitees.com.

Total cost: $13.00 x 2 + $12.00 for international posting = $38.00

Delivery time: 5 weeks from USA to Europe.

Verdict: Good choices from a vast selection of custom t-shirts.

Purchase Power: Blue Napoleon T-Shirt from Found Item Clothing

I've spent most of my time on this blog looking for new Napoleon designs, but recently the time came for me to return to an old favourite. This t-shirt was the first Napoleon shirt I ever bought, and was the inspiration for this site. It's made by founditemclothing.com, which operates out of Portland, Oregon, and mainly sells replicas of t-shirts that have been featured in either TV shows, movies or music videos. The company came into existence when its founder couldn't find an "I Love Toxic Waste" t-shirt, as seen in the movie Real Genius, and promptly had one designed specially for him.

So after ordering several new Napoleon t-shirts, I decided the time had come to replace my original t-shirt (or at least buy an identical shirt to hang alongside it in my wardrobe), and back in November, I placed my order (same system, sames price: $21.95, though the international shipping cost had risen from $3.95 in 2006 to $10.95 in 2009). Sure enough, after less than two weeks, the new shirt arrived, and was everything I had hoped it'd be - the same as the last one! No changes, just a much newer, richer blue American Apparel t-shirt, with a pristine white "Napoleon" emblazoned on the front.

Now the only question that remains is whether or not to expand my search to include t-shirts about other great historical figures, starting with this Found Item beauty:

This one's also based on a shirt worn by Murdock from The A-Team, and it looks pretty good, though it's currently out of stock. Handily, Found Item provide a link to their Spreadshirt Shop, where you can create your own Alexander shirt using their design, though if I'm going to do that I might just tailor myself a new scorching red Napoleon shirt instead...


Total cost: $21.95 + $10.95 for international posting = $31.95

Delivery time: Less than 14 days, from USA to Europe.

Verdict: Just as perfect as it was in 2006.

Purchase Power: "Napoleon Cookie Shirt" from Topatoco

Next to make it over the Atlantic was this little beauty, which is fast becoming one of my favourite t-shirts.

This one took slightly longer than the Emperial Living delivery, arriving fourteen days after I'd placed the order, but this was more than made up for by the fact that Topatoco sent it using the regular mail, so I didn't have to wait about for a FedEx delivery all day, and found the package as a pleasant surprise when I checked the postbox.

The product itself is great. The blue American Apparel shirt is vibrant and easy to wash, and the design itself asks more questions than it answers.

Total cost: $19.50 + $12.52 for international posting = $32.02

Delivery time: 14 days, from USA to Europe.

Verdict: A thing of beauty. Good t-shirt, great design.

Purchase Power: "Napoleon Living" from Emperial Nation

First to arrive was my shipment from Emperial Nation in New York. I had been planning to order a single Napoleon Living t-shirt in the garish bright pink colour that's mainly advertised on the Emperial Nation site, but at the moment of ordering I caved and ended up ordering the white version as well.

After just over a week, the shirts arrived, and I'm delighted with them. They look like they did on the website, and best of all they're low maintenance - just stick them in the wash with everything else. This is important because Napoleon Bonaparte or otherwise, washing by hand is never an option.

Total cost: 2 x $41.00

Delivery time: 8 days, from USA to Europe.

Verdict: Bang on the money.

Napoleon Tees: Purchase Power!

So, having reviewed several Napoleon-themed t-shirts over the past few months, I've now ordered a few for myself. After a couple of weeks, they are finally starting to arrive. As I receive them, I'll review them. Check here for updates...

9. "Napoleon Cookie Shirt" from Topatoco

This is the ninth t-shirt to be reviewed here at The Emperor's New Clothes, and it's the least militaristic by some margin.

Printed on a vibrant Royal Blue American Apparel t-shirt, Napoleon Cookie Shirt depicts a cartoon Emperor gleefully nibbling on a cookie. Napoleon's Ride may have featured a doughnut, but at least that one was on a flag. Here, the snack food is all too real, with Bonaparte munching on a biscuit with the wide-eyed delight of man who has been looking forward to a sugary treat for quite some time.

Sold by the Topato Corporation at topataco.com, this shirt was designed by artist Kate Beaton as part of her Hark! A Vagrant collection, which also includes several other historically-inspired t-shirts.

At $19.50, it's good value, and while stocks are running low, it's still available in larger sizes. Shipping is with USPS, and Topatoco's policy regarding international delivery is clearly summed up on the site as "We ship to every country that accepts packages from the USA, even the ones where people talk funny and don’t eat 20 hot dogs every day! These packages may take a bit longer because of all the pointless bureaucracy."

In short, this is a fantastic design, and though I disagree with Topatoco's description of the big guy as "a terrible sort of dictator", I heartily endorse this t-shirt.